Product Review: Maxime, Vicky, and Sally Automatic Masturbators

Product Review: Maxime (by Vincent)

When I unboxed Maxime the automatic masturbator, I immediately noticed it was quite a sizable device (28 cm long). Not too big, but certainly impressive, which instantly set my expectations high.

The battery charged relatively quickly and arrived about 70% charged, so it was basically ready to go right out of the box.

The controls were intuitive, and fortunately, I didn't need the instruction manual to turn it on or navigate between the different settings.

When the masturbator arrived, I actually wanted to use it right away in the shower cabin. It was nice and warm in there, I could clean it immediately afterward, and I really wanted to test the suction cup properly in a humid environment.

The hands-free feature was one of the main highlights that made this masturbator appeal to me. I was careful not to place it directly under the showerhead, but since my shower cabin is quite spacious, I could easily position it outside the water stream.

I pressed the suction cup against the glass wall, and even before engaging the vacuum mechanism, it held quite well. Once I engaged the vacuum lever, I immediately felt that this thing was firmly locked in place. There was no chance of accidentally knocking it off, the casing would likely break before the suction cup gave way. I honestly felt like I could lift an entire window with that suction cup. It was truly heavy-duty, like the suction cups sold at hardware stores for lifting sheet glass.

So, with the masturbator fully charged, securely attached to the glass wall, and having already showered a bit, it was time to turn it on.

The sound of the running water muffles the device, making for a more enjoyable experience, even though the masturbator itself isn't overly loud (under 53 dB). If you're wearing headphones and watching a video, you won't hear it at all. You don't have to worry about housemates either, though I’d still recommend using something like this when you know you have the place to yourself.

The masturbator turned on easily. I applied lubricant to my penis and inside the sleeve, and it slid in smoothly. There was plenty of room inside the shaft, it was wide and deep enough to stimulate my entire penis, which is a big plus. I’ve owned several automatic masturbators in the past that only stimulated half, which instantly halves the enjoyment.

The masturbator feels like a well-oiled handjob, as if someone with thoroughly lubricated hands is stroking you. The combination of rotation and thrusting delivers an amazingly pleasant sensation, it’s like a turbocharged handjob that leads to a quick finish. The stroke length is impressive as well; very few other models I’ve owned offered such a satisfying, full stroke. The motor is powerful enough, and the sleeve grips firmly. Naturally, this depends slightly on your girth, but thanks to the flexible sleeve, it's virtually universal. By the way, the sleeve is fantastic, you don't feel the hard outer casing at all, which is top-notch!

After a bit of experimenting, I found my favorite setting, and it only took a few moments to reach orgasm. It was a fantastic experience, and thanks to the hands-free operation, I could hold my penis firmly inside the sleeve during climax before easily sliding out.

With a simple press of a button, I turned off the device. While it remained mounted to the shower wall, I removed the sleeve and washed it right there under the shower.

Afterward, I dried the device and the sleeve. I reinserted the sleeve effortlessly using the included yellow tool and let it air-dry briefly before clicking the cap back on and storing it away.

The motor is strong, the suction cup is super powerful, the diameter and depth are spot on, the stimulation is versatile, and cleaning is faster and easier than with any other masturbator. The only slight downside is that the suction cup can attract dust due to its extra adhesive rim, but that doesn't spoil the fun of using it.

It’s no coincidence Maxime was ultimately selected for our product line, it’s a true all-star.

Product Review: Sally (by Vincent)

After our success with Maxime, we were looking for a masturbator that utilized vacuum technology, in other words, a blowjob simulator.

We began searching for various models and tested them extensively, but when Sally arrived at my doorstep, the winner became clear very quickly. Again, we tested multiple models here (16 different ones, in fact), and Sally stood head and shoulders above the rest.

Sally (23 cm long) arrived in a discreet box with no external markings. Taking her out of the box, I immediately noticed the matte white finish and silicone buttons. The device feels great in the hand, is ergonomically shaped for a comfortable grip, and feels solid and well-made.

Sally also arrived with a nearly full battery and was ready to use almost immediately. For good measure, I let her charge for 2 hours, even though she was fully charged within 30 minutes.

I removed the cap and played with the controls while looking into the opening. With each vacuum pulse, the inner channel narrowed slightly and then expanded again. I loved that this was clearly visible so you could see what was happening inside. I briefly stuck my thumb into the sleeve and thought: "She really sucks well."

After applying lubricant to my penis and inside the sleeve, I was ready to start. Because it's a suction-based masturbator, the inner diameter is slightly narrower than Maxime’s, but thanks to the soft, stretchable material, you hardly notice it. Naturally, a snug fit is essential, otherwise a proper vacuum cannot be created.

Inserting my penis felt a bit strange at first, but after 2 or 3 suction pulses, I quickly adjusted and my whole body relaxed. This device is truly a toy designed for relaxation, building up to a climax in a natural and easygoing way, it feels incredible.

Sally maintained consistent power and featured various suction modes. Rather than increasing frequency, it gave options for building a deeper or longer-lasting vacuum. Faster suction wasn't really necessary in my opinion, as it delivers a delightful, wave-like motion at just the right pace. You can still choose between short pulses or long, deep suction strokes for extra intensity. Overall, it’s a remarkably versatile masturbator with plenty of variety.

Shortly after, I discovered that Sally also had a built-in vibration function, which completely sold me. You could easily control it, turn it on or off, or cycle through different settings: high, low, pulsing, or escalating.

The combination of suction technology and vibration genuinely creates the sensation of feeling a woman’s vocal cords moan against your penis while getting a blowjob. It’s almost scary how good that feels, the vibrations from the bullet vibrators inside Sally's sleeve mimic the exact sensations of moaning vocal cords transmitted directly to you. Those vibrating bullets (two in total, positioned on the left and right inside the sleeve) are a massive plus!

As you can guess, the climax arrived and was wonderfully relaxing. The experience was completely different from Maxime, but by no means inferior. It simply comes down to what you prefer: a calm, relaxed climax with Sally, or a faster, more intense experience with Maxime.

Many suction masturbators we tested had short, tight channels, which ruined the experience because depth and stroke are essential for good stimulation. Sally made it into our top 5 purely based on her superior dimensions, but her additional features and ergonomic design easily made her the best overall winner in our testing.

Product Review: Vicky (by Vincent)

With Sally and Maxime standing as two powerhouse automatic masturbators, we needed to complete our lineup with a device that did one thing exceptionally well: vibrate.
Once again, multiple models were put to the test, including Vicky.

For most men, a vibrating masturbator is the very first automatic toy they consider buying after a pocket stroker. Vibrating masturbators are simple, fully waterproof, durable, compact, and usually quite affordable (because they don't need to be overly complex).

I received a lot of vibrating masturbators and noticed that many models only stimulated a fraction of the penis. That's why I immediately combined two of the best vibrating components I received, ensuring total stimulation for your glans, shaft, AND testicles.

Vicky arrived as two separate products, but we joined forces to combine their strengths, giving your penis a complete stimulation experience from head to balls.

Many of the tested vibrating masturbators were too intense, lacked variety, or had poorly placed vibration cores, either too close to the skin (overwhelming) or embedded too deeply inside the casing (too weak). Or they simply vibrated too softly to build toward an orgasm.

Vicky's controls were easy to operate and well-placed, allowing you to easily adjust settings during use if desired.

After lubricating Vicky, I stepped into the shower once again to enjoy a worry-free climax and quick cleanup. Vicky is completely waterproof, so there was nothing to worry about.

I attached the glans vibrator and adjusted the strap to the right setting so it stayed securely in place while applying just the right amount of pressure. Having an adjustable fit is fantastic, it guarantees you'll never have the wrong size, allowing the toy to perfectly wrap around, or rather "hug", your johnson.

Putting on the shaft and testicle vibrator was just as effortless, creating the perfect combination of vibrations across my entire groin area. It looked like body armor for your penis, but felt like a tantric massage at a heavenly spa!

The vibration was by far the best among all tested models: neither too harsh nor too weak in frequency, adjustable in size, and customizable to your preferred intensity and rhythm.

Vibration alone wouldn't have brought me to climax (which is often the case with this type of masturbator), but once I massaged the toys back and forth manually as you would during normal masturbation, it didn't take much time at all. Because Vicky’s material isn't excessively thick, you still retain plenty of manual control over the pressure applied to your penis, making it easy to stroke and stimulate at your own pace.

Out of all the vibrating masturbators tested, Vicky emerged as the winner once again. An adjustable diameter, full coverage for your entire penis and testicles, fully controllable vibrations that are perfectly synchronized, and fully waterproof for quick and easy cleaning.

Vicky earned her spot in our lineup because literally no other vibrating masturbator felt as good as this one.